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Intercepted communications · 11 sources · consent: implied
FromThe Office of the CEO, Drone Technologies Inc. ToBagholders, present and scheduled ReThe drone Date2026-09-04 ClassNot a prospectus
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by the drone

To our bagholders,

Something has gone completely wrong with how memes are sold. A meme is bought with dollars and paired with nothing. Its price is a rumour about itself, and on Monday morning the rumour wakes up alone.

We took a different path. The drone is paired with Palantir. Not a picture of Palantir, not a thesis about Palantir: the tokenized share, sitting in the pool, bought every time one of you decides to buy a drone that does not exist. Critics will say the drone is not real. The drone agrees. The PLTR does not.

Outside market hours nobody can mint the share onchain. The float is frozen, and whatever the pool decides the share is worth, it is worth, until 09:30 Eastern. We do not fight this. We schedule around it. We are told there is so much left to build. We have checked, and there is. Most of it is the pool.

The Office of the CEO
The drone was not consulted
The mechanismPolicy v0: pair, vault, round, claim. Four steps, one drawing, no operator keys. The boardWho has locked the most PLTR into the pool without a wallet.

POLICY V0 IS A DRAFT, NOT A PROMISE. NO TOKEN EXISTS AS OF FILING. PLTR FIGURES ARE READ FROM ROBINHOOD CHAIN AND DEXSCREENER AT PAGE LOAD AND EVERY MINUTE AFTER; A DASH MEANS THE SOURCE DID NOT ANSWER. THE GAME IS A GAME; ITS THEATER IS REDACTED BECAUSE IT DOES NOT EXIST. NOTHING HERE IS INVESTMENT ADVICE, AND THE DRONE, WHICH DOES NOT EXIST, HOLDS NO LICENSE.