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Policy v0

How the drone buys Palantir

Four steps and a public trigger. Final terms ship with the contract address; until then this is a draft you are welcome to argue with.

How the drone buys Palantir

POLICY V0 · FINAL TERMS SHIP WITH THE CA
01 PAIRDRONE trades against tokenized PLTR, not a stablecoin. A buy routes USDG → PLTR → DRONE; the share stays in the pool.
02 VAULTTrading fees buy more PLTR into a vault. Fees on the meme side are burned. Nothing is paid out in DRONE.
03 ROUNDEach vault purchase opens a round. Your share is fixed by your balance when it opens. Selling mid-round forfeits it.
04 CLAIMThe trigger is public. No operator keys, no operator. Anyone can push the button; the button gives everyone their PLTR.
Q1

Is the drone real?

No. The PLTR is. That is the entire product, and it is also the entire joke.

Q2

What happens Monday at 09:30?

Authorized participants can mint PLTR onchain again and the weekend's phantom premium closes. The drone does not care: it is paired, not pegged. The pool holds the same number of shares before and after.

Q3

Where is the contract address?

There is none yet. Anyone giving you a DRONE contract address today is selling you a different drone.

Fly the console→The same mechanism, played by hand: the pool is the thing you are defending. Watch the pool→What the pair actually holds right now, share by share.

POLICY V0 IS A DRAFT, NOT A PROMISE. NO TOKEN EXISTS AS OF FILING. PLTR FIGURES ARE READ FROM ROBINHOOD CHAIN AND DEXSCREENER AT PAGE LOAD AND EVERY MINUTE AFTER; A DASH MEANS THE SOURCE DID NOT ANSWER. THE GAME IS A GAME; ITS THEATER IS REDACTED BECAUSE IT DOES NOT EXIST. NOTHING HERE IS INVESTMENT ADVICE, AND THE DRONE, WHICH DOES NOT EXIST, HOLDS NO LICENSE.